An evening, a
boy sits in the window seat of a local bus, buys a ticket to the city center bus station. He continues his journey; he looks outside the window to
take a glance on a busy city, which rides in confidence!! He tunes into his favorite number in his playlist,
which reminds him of a friend and immediately calls him up fixing an
appointment to meet at their rendezvous [adda]. He jumps out of the bus and
claims to board another bus which would lead to his friend as he doesn’t know
which bus to board he walks around the station to find the right bus.
After 15
minutes of searching he ends up, just ends up checking out the chicks at the
bus station. He decides voyeurism is not helping him and boards a rick to his
destination the rickshaw guy (autowala) rides his auto with so much of Sakhi (attitude) as if the auto is his bitch and he thinks
himself as Vin Diesel from F&F (Fast and the Furious) as a result the boy reaches his
destination quicker!! Boy even tips the rick guy for the awesome ride and calls
up his friend to notify his arrival to the adda. By the way his friend with his
same old Sakhi (attitude) says he is still leaving his home it would take
another half an hour. With all his patience the boy agrees for the
insignificant wait. As he reaches his adda the hunger helps him to make his
wait more interesting and he steps in to Mc Donald’s after the super fast order
and super duper fast service the boy comes out of the line to settle himself to
have his burger. He realizes he was never alone in Mc Donald’s
before and in contradiction he observes everyone is with their family or
friends. Finally,
two loners come into his sight, he says "That’s my loners group" and sits
between them and the situation turns awkward.
On his right sits a person who is partially bald and formal in
his clothing plugging his ear piece enjoys his loneliness by pouring the beats
of his song on the table. On his lefts sits a guy with his dark skin and spiked
hair buys two regular size French fries picks it up one by one dips it into ketchup and eats and looks around as if he owns it. The boy Ommmms [eats] his burger as the
table tabla and the suspicious slow fries consumption continues. The phone
rings, boy expecting that it’s his friend, finds out the person who is calling
is his ‘Girl friend’ to whom he completely forgets to call that day,
"Damn" he picks up the call and says "Yeah Baby".
Girlfriend: Where are you?
Boy: I am at Mc Donald’s
Girlfriend: Ohh!! with whom...?
Boy: I am waiting for my
friend.
Girlfriend: U didn’t call or
text me from the morning.
Boy: Oh actually I couldn’t
(Network Problem) I was at home
Girlfriend: what?
Boy: I was at home?
Girlfriend: what?
Boy: I was at home? (Volume
rises)
Girlfriend: what?
Boy (pissed off tone): I was....
The
slow motion fries guy stares at the boy and pulls out the half bit fries from
his mouth.
Boy (over the call): Baby, don’t mind I’ll call u later.
Girlfriend: You always forget
me when you are with your friends, BYE!!
Peep Peep Peep... The phone
disconnects "What the F....?”
Boy quickly eats up his burger
and calls to his friend
Boy: I am done with my Burger I
am coming out meet me at the front door as you arrive
Friend: I am still at home
(with Sakhi)
Boy (pissed off tone):
Godddddddddd.....
Irritated, Annoyed, and in Anger, the boy walks out of the Mc Donald’s
sipping his coke. He crashes face to face with a person "Tadaaaaaaa....."
It’s his FRIEND! smiles with his bitchy Sakhi again. Huh...
hahahh fockin awesome :D :D :D that 'boy' is all of us :D :D
ReplyDeleteI'm loving it. Big time... (but....bhaiii...some spell please needed!)
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